Brag about parents

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?Yes, said the Navy brat.My dad has built them.Then the naval kid spoke: And ..

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Strange new battles

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didnt have a rifle. Thats no problem, son, said the sergeant. Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, a..

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Get a three day pass

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something ..

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New officer efficiency

These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasnt watch..

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Three very tough mice

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, Im so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!The second says, Well Im so tough, once I was ..

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Our Tails 我们的尾巴

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?Ill ventur..

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How do you know that?

Bob: My car doesnt have a speedometer.　　Rob: Then how do you know how fast youre going?　　Bob: Well, when Im driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour, the windows rattle..

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Who was the first Man?

A teacher said to her class:　　Who was the first man?　　George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.　　How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling ..

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Sooner or later

A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.　　Judge: Have you ever stolen things?　　Thief: Oh, now and then.　　Judge: And where have you stolen these things?　　Thief: Oh, here and the..

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a letter black write to white

Dearwhite,somethingyougottoknow.　　亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。　　WhenIwasborn,Iwasblack.　　当我出生时，我是黑色的。　　WhenIgrowup,Iamblack.　　我长大了，我是黑色的。　　WhenImunderthesun,Im..

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