I have to have a raise

I have to have a raise, the man said to his boss. There are three other companies after me.Is that so? asked the manager. What other companies are after you?The electric company, the telephone company..

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Three different answers

Q. What do you get when you ask a politician to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?A. Three different answers.

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Lunch

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, You cant..

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Snowstorm

How is a man like a snowstorm?Because you dont know when hes coming, how many inches youll get, or how long itll last.

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This dog is able to fly

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so shes trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, Ive got just the..

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Military work rules

1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officers statement as proof of illness as we believe that if you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come to..

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His military etiquette

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! Now lets try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! Army pol..

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China blames America

Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when..

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Talking to the general

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perf..

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Recruiting any pilots

The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened ..

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